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10 funny quotes about the keto diet plan for beginners


  1. "I'm on a keto diet, which means I can't have carbs. So now I just sit and watch my bread turn into a distant memory."
  2. "Keto diet: turning cauliflower into everything but cauliflower since forever."
  3. "I've been on the keto diet for a week, and I've already started speaking in bacon puns. It's sizzletastic!"
  4. "The keto diet taught me that butter is not just a topping—it's a lifestyle."
  5. "They say a keto diet can give you mental clarity, but all I got was the ability to spell 'avocado' backward."
  6. "Keto diet tip: If you accidentally eat a donut, just chase it with a stick of butter. It cancels out the carbs, right?"
  7. "My love for cheese is so strong, I could write a keto-etry book about it. Cheddar, mozzarella, brie—I'm a true poet of the dairy."
  8. "Keto diet confession: I spend more time reading ingredient labels than I do reading books. Who knew sugar hides in every corner?"
  9. "I told my friends I'm on the keto diet, and they said, 'Oh, so you eat nothing but lettuce?' I said, 'No, just lettuce wrapped in bacon.'"
  10. "I'm starting to think the 'keto flu' is just your body's way of saying, 'Hey, remember all those carbs you used to eat? I miss them too.'"

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